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Andre Nel

July 30th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Andre Nel is not funny. Using weak 1960’s “surreal” “humour” was maligned even by 12 year olds in 1988, ie this sites editors. I do not know quite the state of the South African comedy scene. Lynching Mozambiqueans does not have me rolling in the aisles. Perhaps it’s a cultural thing.

So I ask how unfunny is Nel? I ask my wife how sexy am I on a scale of 1 to 10 (after a few Asahi’s). She is trained to say 11 - she is a gem. So here’s the rub, rate him on a 0-11 scale.

I will start this with a 9.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Roger // Jul 31, 2008 at 5:13 am

    10. Second only to diarrhoea on your wedding night

  • 2 Roger // Jul 31, 2008 at 5:14 am

    10. Second only to diarrhoea on our wedding night

  • 3 Ad // Jul 31, 2008 at 8:05 am

    0.1/10

  • 4 Graham Parry // Aug 4, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    he’s funny. Like Auschwitz

  • 5 Ad // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    ‘about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit’ as a famous golfer once said.

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