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England selectors sober up

July 27th, 2008 · 6 Comments

England announced their squad for the 3rd Test against South Africa yesterday.  There were no new caps, no roof-tilers and no Australians.  Darren Pattinson was replaced by Steve Harmison (who would have thought of doing that?  That’s why these people are in charge of selection.  They’ve picked an experienced returning-to-form (we hope) strike bowler instead of an inexperienced 29 year old Aussie.  Leftfield!) whilst his Durham team-mate Paul Collingwoood also makes the twelve.

The Squad is as follows:

Vaughan, Ambrose, Anderson, Bell, Broad, Collingwood, Cook, Flintoff, Harmison, Panesar, Pietersen, Sidebottom and Strauss

 Here’s how they should line up at Headingley (according to Pie Chucker, who knows about these things):

1. Straussy

2. Cooky

3. Skip

4. KP

5. Belly

6. Colly

7. Fred

8. Ambrosey

9. Sexual Chocolate

10. Harmy

11. Monty

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Roger // Jul 27, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Totally disagree. Cook should face first ball.

  • 2 Roger // Jul 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Furthermore after more consideration. I would go with:

    1. Skip
    2. Strauss
    3. Cook
    4. KP
    5. Bell
    6. Ramps
    7. Fred
    8. Ambrose
    9. Sexual Schkolade
    10. Harmison
    11. Monty

  • 3 Ad // Jul 27, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    NB When I said Colly makes the twelve, perhaps I should have said thirteen.

    I was picking my XI from the squad. Ramps ain’t in it. If we’re going with any eligible players perhaps Shah at 6. I’d never pick Ramprakash again tho.

  • 4 Graham Parry // Jul 28, 2008 at 9:47 am

    I would have Broad in for Ambrose and rotate the keeper’s gloves around volunteers

  • 5 Roger // Jul 28, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    Ad: PERHAPS?

    Please never lower journalism to this level again.

    Never pick Ramps again? That Sir, is why you are not a selector.

  • 6 Ad // Jul 28, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    Roger: ‘journalism’. Never to be confused with Pie Chucker.

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