Pie Chucker

Hello? Hello? Hello? NO! As the infamous Raj Rayat used to belt out in the late 90’s. Such innocent days compared to now, at least in world cricket. Umpire Hair has been re-instated as an elite umpire. No mention in that article though about the irony of him going bald. Ah come on!

So what of it? Quite frankly, I wouldn’t care less, yes he is a filthy antip, no of course he’s not fit to umpire. As clinical trials have conclusively proved to the ’scientific world of science’, Aussie’s have an extra gene on the 13th chromosome, making it impossible to be impartial, or indeed remotely likeable.

So what’s the fuss, this is the fuss. Let me take a quote from that article:

Former Pakistan captain Inzamam-ul-Haq, now retired from Tests, said Hair’s re-emergence had “come as a shocker”.  He added: “What more proof did they require that Hair was not fit to stand in international matches?

Urr, depending on your personality maybe between some and alot, rather than ZERO. Hang on Inzy, this is none of your f**king business. Some said you and your team should be rounded up and shot, for the insult to society they provided. I was the voice of moderation suggesting ban them from international sport if they don’t want to play by the rules.  Yet here we are again. MUMMY, we won’t play when that (officially appointed) NASTY MAN is umpiring, say the PCB. Fine f*ck off. Might be interesting to play with a cricket ball without the seam picked off once in a while, tee hee.