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Aussie in attempt to lose virginity

May 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Unbelievable. A shark was attacked recently in Australia. It seems that a man was attempting coitus……..

The biased media you may note, forget to lead with the detail that the man was trying to insert something into the shark, alluding to him ‘fingering his eye’, late on in the article. Anyone else suspect the man was Matthew Hayden, if not it’s his un-evil twin.

Tags: Australia · News · Reggie

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  • 1 Ad // May 15, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Surely a shark would be scared of big, hairy-scary Matthew Hayden? Who ‘fingered’ who’s eye? Are Hayden’s eyes on the side of his head?

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