Pie Chucker

People who hate him. He was in the town of Baldock, population circa 30,000 and 500,000,000 people turned up to say they respect cricket hence hate this total dickhead.

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Unbelievable. A shark was attacked recently in Australia. It seems that a man was attempting coitus……..

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So, Shane says he has retired. However  a recent photo suggests that Shane has been shedding the pounds to get fit for a starring role in the IPL. Let’s hope so as he is a great fat shit entertainer.

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Hello? Hello? Hello? NO! As the infamous Raj Rayat used to belt out in the late 90’s. Such innocent days compared to now, at least in world cricket. Umpire Hair has been re-instated as an elite umpire. No mention in that article though about the irony of him going bald. Ah come on!

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Honk! 
Australian fast bowler Shaun Tait has told Big Star cricket that he feels all better now after his break from cricket.  Loved by English fans for his comical fielding during the 2005 Ashes (it’s been a while since we mentioned the 2005 Ashes - England won them, y’know) Tait opted to take a break from […]

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Even though the case is somewhat closed I feel it necessary to share my wisdom on the (one of many) incident where the Australians demonstrated that they had no respect for the rules of cricket. We need to look at Ricky Panting. He claimed that he had reported that one of his team had been […]

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Former Australian Cricketer Shane Warne has landed himself in bother by using his phone inappropriately, though this time it will not come at the cost of his family.

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Indian Cricket Board disappears up it’s own backside.
Australia and India were in the throes of a brilliant, if antagonistic, Test Series.  At some point during the hard fought 2nd Test at the SCG gamesmanship took over

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England bowlers Sajid Mahmood and Simon Jones will feature in a new Bollywood cricket film.  Neither fast bowler has featured for England recently, Jones having struggled with injury and Mahmood with form, though they will fancy their chances of an England recall if the current squad continues to underperform.
The film, entitled ‘Victory’ is about a boy […]

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The controversial Indian Cricket League has been described as perfect by former Australian fast-medium Glenn McGrath.  He told the Herald Sun:
 ”The Indian Premier League is perfect. I go over there and get my fix of cricket, have some fun and see how we go. It should be exciting.”  Even if the Twenty20 tournament isn’t exciting […]

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