Pie Chucker

What a day for James ‘Jimmy’ Anderson.  England started the day with Broad and Jimmy at the crease; both got Test High Scores (Broad 64, Anderson 28) before The Boy From Burnley sheared Toursits’ Top Order and followed his best ever batting with his best ever bowling.  For New Zealand it has been another good start gone […]

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Is it me, or are Cook are Vaughan not on fire? Cook on fire! It was an absorbing day’s cricket, with the BBC OBO providing some usual star moments. After Vettori thrust England in, it looked like a wise move as England slumped to 44-2, but at 84-2 at lunch, England had somewhat recovered.

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Interesting the timing our famous friends use when releasing media. Just after a well known ancestry website revealed how Jimmy “Alan Cropper” Anderson, Stuart “Not Very” Broad and Alistair “General Zod” Cook had been using a time machine, they release this ridiculous monstrosity.  

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People who hate him. He was in the town of Baldock, population circa 30,000 and 500,000,000 people turned up to say they respect cricket hence hate this total dickhead.

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Pie Chucker apologises to New Zealand fans everywhere.  As soon as we said England would probably lose this 2nd Test the writing was on the wall for the Black Caps.  In light of this, we’d like to congratulate Australia on their 2009 five nil Ashes whitewash…

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Wow. England started the morning at about 250 runs short of NZ’s 1st innings total of 381-9 (no teeth Flynn was absent, having become an automatic Leeds United fan). They put up feeble resistance and bar Stuart Broad (30, 4 fours) got almost no runs, sneaking past the follow-on target. I at this moment felt […]

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What is Peter Moores doing allowing Flintoff to play for Doncaster Rovers in the play-off final. I was disgusted to see Michael Vaughan celebrating with Justin Langer and Brett Lee. We need more hostility in the Ashes build-up.

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Chelsea did win nothing this season (guffaw), meaning my advice reaps even more money if you have followed it. Also the 1st test against NZ was a draw, Vaughan surpassed my estimation and therefore 21 back off 20. That’s 1 profit. Pence or millions depending on yer jacobs.  

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I read in various sources that Jimmy Anderson had broken teeth. Erm. That’s what (Goodnight) Anderson does. I fail to see why this is news. Rumour has it that the Australians are not coming to England next year, due to sheer terror at the prospect of facing him.  

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The message to the New Zealanders yesterday was clear: Don’t mess wiv da Burnley Bronco.  On his home ground Jimmy Anderson bullied the Tourists into submission.  Well, he hit two batsmen in the same over and in the absence of an English Courtney Walsh, England fans have to make do with this level of intimidation.  Perhaps it […]

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