Pie Chucker

What is Peter Moores doing allowing Flintoff to play for Doncaster Rovers in the play-off final. I was disgusted to see Michael Vaughan celebrating with Justin Langer and Brett Lee. We need more hostility in the Ashes build-up.

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Chelsea did win nothing this season (guffaw), meaning my advice reaps even more money if you have followed it. Also the 1st test against NZ was a draw, Vaughan surpassed my estimation and therefore 21 back off 20. That’s 1 profit. Pence or millions depending on yer jacobs.  

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I read in various sources that Jimmy Anderson had broken teeth. Erm. That’s what (Goodnight) Anderson does. I fail to see why this is news. Rumour has it that the Australians are not coming to England next year, due to sheer terror at the prospect of facing him.  

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Blue Square have England at evens, the draw at 11/10 and the Kiwis at 8/1. My money would be on England, these teams are not capable of playing for 5 days.

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Unbelievable. A shark was attacked recently in Australia. It seems that a man was attempting coitus……..

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I was asked to do this, and thought you bet! However

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*Ok, so he’s from Preston.  So what?  It’s all the bleedin’ same, innit?
Flintoff to miss the first two Tests
Thousands of column inches have debated the potential return of Freddie Flintoff to the England Test Match side for Thursday’s game agains New Zealand but the will he/won’t he saga is over 24 hours before the announcement […]

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Wisden today announced South African all-rounder Jacques Kallis as the ‘Leading Cricketer in the World’ for 2007.  His stats are impressive: 1,210 runs at an average of 86 & 20 wickets at 25 each.  Kallis said:
“It is a great honour to receive this award, you feel very humble when you realize what an accolade it is […]

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What have we discovered / been reminded of this Winter?
New Zealand

Vettori is still a top quality Test Match player and a shrewd captain, much like his predecessor.  The team rely on his batting almost as much as his bowling.
Matthew Bell is rubbish.
New Zealand are still patronised by the rest of the Cricketing world - including England […]

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So, Shane says he has retired. However  a recent photo suggests that Shane has been shedding the pounds to get fit for a starring role in the IPL. Let’s hope so as he is a great fat shit entertainer.

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